— works... more or less™ —

Something amazing
is coming. Probably.

We're currently building something so groundbreaking we don't fully understand it ourselves. Our team works around the clock — or at least weekdays 9–4, except Fridays.

• Office coffee machine — works flawlessly
• Naming Slack channels — done
• The actual service — warmly in progress
• Documentation — somewhere in the distant future
• Sales & marketing — "let's ask the AI"

No spam. Promise. (Probably.)